How exciting

I have discovered there is spellcheck on this machine.

I have been given free internet use in a cafe where the machines actually move faster than an uphill skier.
(what is that with downhill skiing as a description - when did you ever see anything else?) Except maybe had you been just outside Canberra last year on my first totally adored, (not good for a gypsy on a shoestring), visit to the slopes - you may have noted a tad of sideways skiing.

My mum and sister have mastered the comments and now you all get to see how I got so cocky.